She says she's mostly just freaked out by all the eyes looking at her...

Before EP went on her honeymoon, the shelves over her desk looked like this:

When she came in this morning after two weeks in Hawaii, they looked like this:

There are several lessons to be learned here:
1. Faux-doily edges really put this kind of project over the top.
2. My office is a little bit on the SUPER INSANE side, since there were at least twice as many knick-knacks available as ended up being used.
3. If I'm used to having you around and then you go away, you should really be prepared for your favorite action figure to be dressed up like a pretty, pretty girl.