Friday, July 23, 2010

Photos excavated from a flash drive at the bottom of my purse

The theme is: Things That Will Kill You.
I don't know what these are even called: fake body outline cutouts where you put your face there? It's one of those .... of DEATH.

Scary basement piano, ready to eat you

Dolls are scary generally, but lots of them in formation? AHHHHHHHHHH. If you installed this lamp in your home, it would inch closer and closer one night while you were sleeping and then they'd all KICK YOU TO DEATH WITH THEIR COLD, POINTY FEET.

"Ha ha," I said, when I saw this chocolate on my hotel bed. "The way they wrote 'good night' makes it sound like drugged chocolate that will put you to sleep." And we laughed.
And then I turned it over and OMG IT IS DRUGGED CHOCOLATE THAT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP.

4 comments:

Michelle said...

Tears. Tears are coming out of my eyes from laughing at these photos. Drugged chocolate. EVIL DOLL LAMP. And you and Elissa (I think?) are adorable.

Alisa said...

LOVE this post. LOVE.

Natalie B said...

I love your sense of humour - definitely tickles the funny bone :)

Elizabeth said...

Oh, dear. That's funny. All of it, but particularly the chocolate.

Run! run away!